Nurse Olga

What words can describe this saintly woman that has tirelessly devoted herself to find a cure for such a dreadful affliction?

Well. . .devious. . . .for one . . .for constantly conjuring up fiendish punishments for those unfortunate patients who failed to heed her warnings.

Forget the wire brush and Dettol, that's the easy option compared to what she has on offer. If her meatballs don't finish you off, her obsession with colonic irrigation will certainly bring tears to any ones eyes.

No orifice is safe in Olga's quest to purge the curse of SETIholism from our bodies. These are just some of the testimonies of former patients of the Clinic . . .
 

“ The rumour around here is that you have to watch out for the flying meatballs. Apparently the long-term residents would rather throw than eat them! “
 

“If you attach two of them to a string they make great
clackers.... “

I can say "you can't keep a good thing down" and that applies to people as well as meatballs."
 

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