There are no prizes, just the recognition of submitting the funniest captions. Here's the first of the photo's so get your thinking caps on and send your entries here: Caption Contest 

Here's a few we've received already...

Hmmm... no sand to bury my head in: guess I'll have to make do with a bush.

Hey George, have you checked down here recently?

Bush finally forced to talk turkey.

Will you be my friend?

I won't let go till you free my brothers and sisters!

Bush fails to grasp principle of ventriloquist's dummy.

The war on terror takes a turn for the worse when President attacked by suicide bomber, masquerading as lovesick turkey.

Mama... are you in there ?

Bush Implicated in Poultry Porn Ring

Is that a worm in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

When all else fails, keep your pecker up.

So.....who said his brains were here?

Anyone for conkers?

1st man : Look at the big, stupid cock.

2nd man : Which one?

Oh my....pecker up!

Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peckers!

That'll serve you for calling me a turnkey!

"New intern?"

The Search for Extra Turkey Intelligence - "Hey! Anyone at home?

Gobble, Gobble!

Please Sir...I'd like some more!

Here's the next one to get your teeth into!

Here's what we've received so far...

"Is anything worn under that kilt?"

"No, it's all in perfect working order!"

"So that's what they mean by ginger nuts."

"So that's where the squirrel stores 'em."

Look, Grandpa 's wearing his Spongebob thong!

Hey! E.T! Come down!

Is that where he keeps his Werthers Originals?

"Och! So that's where Nessie's been hiding all these years!"