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The Salvatori Story Running the underworld is not as easy as it sounds, but there are those that will stop at nothing, always cheating, scheming and plotting for world domination.
The "mastermind" behind the mob. Joey "The Bloodhound" Salvatori
This picture was taken with a hidden camera at a recent secret meeting in "The Cloak and Dagger", a well known haunt for shifty types. Moments later our undercover man was sold a case full of pirate Klaus Wunderlich albums, some apparently genuine Armani suits and Joey's grand mother. Tommy "The Undertaker Tucker"
Taken just as our plant, known as Daisy to the mob, was spotted by Tucker and persued down a dark alley where a scuffle broke out which turned very nasty, very very nasty, so nasty infact that Tommy lost his last remaining shirt button. Whilst doing time in the 70's, Tucker was well known and feared by his fellow inmates for using his massive frame and colossal jewelry to get just about anything he wanted. He has always maintained however that he was innocent and framed and was subsequently doing a another man's porridge. Tommy was named "The Undertaker" because he would occasionally take other inmates undies. Umberto "The Shooter" Cornebelli The mob's inside man
without Umberto's knowledge of the insider dealings and plans, the mob could never have been able to pull off what was soon to be revered as the greatest rock 'n roll robbery of all time. Umberto was also the gang's "Cleaner", often called in to tidy up any mess that Tommy had made. Chico Mendez Gringotti
the lynch pin , getaway driver (Porshe don't you know) and the mob's launderer (occasionally the ironing too), Chico ran a taverna in Marbella as a front for the gang and a usefull hideout for when the heat was on. Surveillance suggests Chico also ran a successful hair dressing salon in Cleethorpes.
The moment when Detective Inspector Russel E Leaves of Special Branch finally tracked down and arrested Salvatori and his bodyguard. The pair are now sharing a cell at Her Majesty's Pleasure, and the bodyguard's. Needless to say Salvatori squealed, naming all the other members of the gang. The only one to escape justice was Joey's twin brother Smiley O'Hara, now thought to have become a pantomime dame in a travelling production of "Mutiny on The Bounty".
For D.I. Leaves it was to become his last ever case before retirement, now working in the Midlands for a company called Wonka.
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