ONLY FOOLS & HORSES Stick a pony in me pocket I'll fetch the suitcase from the van Coz if you want the best 'uns And you don't ask questions Then, brother, I'm your man Where it all comes from Is a mystery It's like the changing of the seasons And the tides of the sea But here's the one what's driving me berserk Why do only fools and horses work La la lala - la la la la la (etc) HOOKY STREET We've got some half-priced cracked-ice And miles and miles of carpet tiles TVs, deep-freeze and David Bowie LP's Pool games, gold chains, wossnames And at a push Some Trevor Francis track-suits From a mush in Shepherd's Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush No income-tax, no VAT No money back, no guarantee Black or white, rich or broke We'll cut prices at a stroke God bless Hooky Street Long live Hooky Street C'est magnifique Hooky Street Magnifique Hooky Street, Hooky Street (etc) Title Music composed & sung by JOHN SULLIVAN * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Got Something To Say About Only Fools And Horses ? Join Our GROUP