Welcome to Operation OrcaRebuilding a dream...since 1996
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SHIP TO SHORE ANNOUNCEMENT 06-15-08:
Our new discussion forum is now active!
http://www.createforum.com/operationorca
Look for updates daily.
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Check out the following video just in case yer lost as to why this site exists:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUcJTNkyocA
Oh...and in case ye decide to go scouring the net on yer own, you'd be well advised to check back daily. Our berth here in the friendly seaside port town of 'wanadoo' is likely to be updated when ye least expect it.
On the off chance you ran into our OLD site at angelfire or the one at tripod, please note...those sites are now adrift in the water without a rudder, on a journey to Davy's locker...defunct, and mothballed as it were.
Alrighty now, quit yer bloody dilly dallying...full throttle if ye please!....daylights a wastin!.....
Sit right back and you'll hear a tale...
a tale of a fateful trip.......a rusty boat--
cast away, on some uncharted isle....on some uncharted iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisle.
Hey, where'd ye learn how to sing like that!? I've heard squakin' pelicans with a fish hook in their maw do better'n that.
Well, what ye do here is yer own business, but makin' sure you dont fall overboard is my business. This boat don't go in reverse too well. So's if'n ye fall over that's gonna be less ballast keepin' this boat steady and more beer for Fred.
By the by,
I'm Fred Stine, Capt. and proprietor of this little
non-profit charter member-ship I call Operation Orca.
And you are?...............
never mind.....I'll find out soon enough once ye sign up at our on-board forum at http://www.createforum.com/operationorca and join the rest of the yahoos. Anyhoo, now that you've finally gotten yerself aboard...tie me a sheepshank will ya?
Not too easy now is it chief?
Don't you worry none, there's plenty o' time to figure it out whilst you familiarize yerself with this old boat.
First grab a seat why don'tcha, and off we yo ho ho ho and a bottle of rummy rum rum.....
(crusty diesel engine sputters then fires up)
Remember this vessel ain't exactly the kind meant for pleasure boat'n or day sailin'and fer good reason. But point her in the right direction an' she'll keep up with the best of 'em.
Might even help us catch a striper or bluegill or two...
(the sweet smell of Pork n beans mixed with a gently stale wif of narragansett ale waifts into the upper cabin)
Start that chum line will ye chief....whiles yer at it see if you can learn sumthin' about this vessel you're gonna call home for a spell.
Front-Bow, Back-Stern,...dont get it right I'll throw ye out the little round window on the side!...
(diesel engine revs)
If you get weary make sure an' throw out a chum marker so as you know where you left off.
Oh yeah, one more thing I gotta tell ye....
Stay the heck away from that CB radio!! Yer on yer own out here!