> > > NORTH HARROW < < <The Peoples Republic of North Harrow is the centre of the civilised world. Its vast array of quality bars, restaurants, carpet shops and opticians make it a haven for media types, property tycoons and fat people who cant see where the carpets shops are.
...North Harrow is also home to a well hidden chestnut plantation, several species of extinct wood-nymphs and a Post Office that sells illicit under-the-counter uranium.
