pranks-memorabilia , pranks, mischievous acts that
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memorabilia, things worth remembering.pranks-memorabilia , pranks, mischievous acts that
we should know better than-.
memorabilia, things worth remembering.
Here we have a list of those classic schoolboy pranks that were a daily activity at dinnertimes. They may now seem immature but as Ferris Bueller so rightly said 'It's Immature but hey so's school". If you know of any others not featured feel free to email us
Enjoy Rich
& Dave
Binning
Find the smallest kid in the class or any fuzzer (1st year) and with your mates carry him to the bin and drop him in it until his arms are just flapping about outside. If he's totally wedged in (this will be shown by pathetic pleading or crying) try tipping the bin on its side and make him do the Bin Crab, by making him crawl around with arse in the air. Even better is if you know you've got a student or cover teacher carry him into the classroom and place him on the teachers desk. Sit back and watch as the bell goes and he panics to escape before the teacher arrives. This results in rubbish all over the desk and room. Quality!
The Flob / Dangler
Spitting is an art form, it's not as easy as most passing geeks think. In the bike sheds or shelter flob a fat greenie inside the roof. Then watch as it slowly dangles down as fellow faggers unknowingly gather underneath the shelter and dangler. Best results are by the school chain smoker, digging deep to produce the mother of egg like greenies. This is also a indoor sport. Flobbing onto the classroom ceiling directly above the cover/student teachers desk. Taking it in turn time the length of the hang. Try not to laugh as the teacher gets it, wait until they have left to clean up allowing yourself to be free from accusation.
Humming
When the teacher is writing on the blackboard give the signal to begin humming. Keeping your mouth kept firmly shut your teacher will find it near impossible to spot straight away who it is. Keep going until slowly the whole class has joined in. This will result in the teacher totally losing it, maybe even breaking down in tears and running out. For best results try it on student or cover teacher and this prank gets outstanding results on a teacher wearing a hearing aid. Quiet humming induces them to tamper with their hearing aid. Don't Loudon the hum though. Instead when the teacher asks a question to test their device whisper quietly or mime a response. The teacher will continue to turn up the device until you feel free to shout the next requested response to the teacher. Hmmm Great!
Knuckles or Raps
Play any card game you choose but add a little spice to the game by playing Raps on the loser. When you have finished playing and have determined the unfortunate loser, shout 'Raps' This will result in others gathering around to guarantee they won't wimp out. Then to determine the number of raps they will receive to the knuckles, simply let them split the pack. Look at the card to see how many. Ace is high with 11, Picture cards 10, all the way down to two. For all those school bullies, top boys, speed up the process by just playing raps. Either by splitting the pack in turn to determine punishment or take it in turns one about. Keep going till your opponent bottles it, normally when knuckles are red raw or the sight of blood!
Pile On
An all time classic that is the unwritten rule of every playground. As any pupil falls over or trips it is the law to shout out 'PILE ON'. this will result in every pupil within hearing distance to hurl themselves on top of the unlucky individual. An good pile on should involve around ten kids and reach around six feet in height. The victim finally emerging physically and mentally scarred for life. ripped blazer, bust glasses, bloody nose. To induce a pile on implement 'The Pushover' to provide a perfect opportunity for a 'The Pile-On'. This classic Pile On is remembered until we die, and every now and again in a drunken stupor you will reenact this ancient playground art by piling on a drunken mate. Myself a drunken victim falling over and subjected to an all mate pile on. My wounds, a broken shoulder in two places. Oh happy days!
The Protractor
On a sunny day when you shouldn't even be in a classroom but playing footy punish the teacher by sitting next to the window in a position where the sun beams in. Take a protractor (plastic ruler or even better wrist watch) and angle it so the sun reflects off the surface. Carefully reposition it so the reflected light heads straight into the teacher's eyesight, dazzling them and making you King Prankster of the Classroom.
The Pushover
Approach your target from the front and talk to him as a mate luring them into a false sense of security. While you are doing this your accomplice creeps up behind him, crouching down on hands and knees. This just leaves you to push your victim with both hands in the chest resulting in them falling backwards over your accomplice landing smack on the playground floor.
Spam
Seek out the pupil with the largest forehead and approach innocently. As your near your target, reach out and slap the victim across the forehead in a forward action at the same time shouting 'SPAM'. Girls with tied back hair our an easy option but egg heads or Tefal heads are the most prime of targets.
Tango'd
This prank stems from those great 90's adverts of Tango pop featuring a fat orange man shouting ORANGES into peoples ears from behind and were soon dropped due to the reported severity of the prank. As it spread through out the nations playgrounds and deafened many a schoolboy they had to later their adverts slightly again and again. Another advert adopted the 'Spam' technique but instead of slapping the forehead you would take both hands and at the last minute slap both ears at the same time. Brilliant adverts and as they said you know when you've been Tango'd!