Danny only recently joined the Mighty Lions, however he was a welcome addition as it meant that Gordy was no longer the prime target for piss taking.
Often seen sporting a lovely hand knitted scarf, or quoting Harry Potter, Danny is living proof of our hard earned taxes going to good use funding universities that produce graduates of his calibre. hmmm.

Angry "Dave" Warburton

Angry recently got so angry that he actually imploded and disappeared off the face of the earth. However, he has now been located and is apparently working as an anger management consultant for Roy Keane. Bizarrely, Angry in fact isn't angry at all, and is only 4 years old.
Did well in his first season last year, can be seen in any local town centre on a Saturday afternoon "catching some air" with his "rad" skate buddies.

Stevie "Sweaty" Richardson

Steve's nickname "Sweaty" is in fact rubbish. This is because no-one can ever manage to understand enough of what he says to use it when suggesting a new one. Stevie has the unusual skill when "Sprinting" to look as if he is actually going backwards. Finally, although not widely known, Steve is actually the voice of Nasty Trevor from East Enders, and as as such looking forward to meeting new signing "Mo".

Rory "Monkey Boy/Jalfresi" O'Keeffe

Skillfull midfielder Rory, or Rocky as he is more commonly know, lives on a diet consisting solely of Bananas and curry. As a result, he is an almost constant companion of Gibbo in trap 1 on a Sunday morning. Rocky has the privelage of coming second in the "Going down like a bag of Spuds" world championships, just being pipped to the title by an actual bag of spuds.

Finbar "Talisman" O'Keeffe

Fin's nickname stems from the fact that he has never been on the losing side for the Mighty Lions. (often.) Brother of the aforementioned Rok, Fin loves it when people think he is older than his brother, even though he is some years younger. The consumate pro, Fin feels a certain affinity towards the actor Daniel Day Lewis, star of the hit film "My Left Foot".

Greg "T.I.T." Burton

Burt's nickname actually stands for Tricky Individual Tricks, and is not in fact a slur on his personality. (Probably) He once purchased a pair of absolutely gorgeous, highly tasteful trainers for approximately £3000.00, only for them to be stolen a few days later. Apparently, a golden retriever was seen running from the scene, and Stevie Wonder was seen sporting them in his next video.

Sam "Thumb" Johnson

Maverick, Playmaker, Bon Viveur, All round role model Sam is the new player manager of the Mighty Lions (Although he has nothing whatsoever to do with the publication of this web site). Associated with the club since 1853, Sam likes to get from box to box at least once a game, and commands his empire of the centre circle with ease. Actually professed to have won two tackles last season, although still being disputed. Once riduculed for using the word "debacle" on a football pitch, Sam's main aim for the club is to spot a looky-likey for every Premiership player in the Border League.

Jamie "I wanna" Seymour "Butts"

New signing Jamie provided immediate ammunition for piss taking with a glorious golden pair of boots, and a car that's only lacking a sticker saying "Disabled - Deafened by da Funk!". Jamie's pace is somewhat in question, although he maintains he is faster than Christie or Green.(Agatha or Hughie). Favourite saying - "Get the tea Anthony"

Alex "Mini" Cooper