He's only a poor little Hornet
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing anymore

We hate W*****d and we hate W*****d
We hate W*****d and we hate W*****d
We hate W*****d and we hate W*****d
We are the W*****d haters
We hate W*****d, we hate W*****d

Cheer up Graham Taylor
Oh what can it mean to a fat W*****d b*****d
And a s**t football team (repeat)

(to any c**p team)
Are you W*****d
Are you W*****d
Are you W*****d in disguise?
Are you W*****d in disguise?

General Songs

Luton 'til I die
I'm Luton 'til I die
I know I am
I'm sure I am
I'm Luton 'til I die

(to the tune of When the Saints go marching in)
Oh when the Town, oh when the Town
Go steaming in, go steaming in
Oh when the Town go steaming in
I want to be in that number
Oh when the Town go steaming in

(to the tune of The Wild Rover)
And it's Luton Town
Luton Town FC
We're by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen

We love you Luton
We do
We love you Luton
We do
We love you Luton
We do
Oh Luton we love you

Come on you Hatters (repeat)

(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun
It is to see
Luton win away, oh!

(to the tune of Three Lions)
We're going up, we're going up, we're going
Luton's going up (repeat)

(sung to poor teams)
You're s**t!
And you know you are (repeat)

(sung to poor teams)
You're not very good, you're not very good, you're not very, you're not very, you're not very good
You are worse than that, you are worse than that, you are worse than, you are worse than, you are worse than that
You are f*****g s**t, you are f*****g s**t, you are f*****g, you are f*****g, you are f*****g s**t

La la la la
La la la
La la la
La la
La la la
La la la la
La la la la la la la
Luton!

The referee's a w****r (repeat)

What a waste of money (repeat)

What a load of rubbish (repeat)

What's it like to
What's it like to
What's it like to see a crowd?
What's it like to see a crowd?

You're supposed to
You're supposed to
You're supposed to be at home!
You're supposed to be at home!

(sung to c**p mascots)
What the f*****g?
What the f*****g?
What the f*****g hell is that?
What the f*****g hell is that?

(sung when opposition fans are walking out before the end of the match)
We can see ya
We can see ya
We can see you sneaking out!
We can see you sneaking out!

You're not singing
You're not singing
You're not singing any more!
You're not singing any more!

One Matthew Spring!
There's only one Matthew Spring
One Matthew Spring
There's only one Matthew Spring

Liam George,
Liam George,
Liam, Liam George
He gets the ball
And scores a goal
Liam, Liam George

Marvin for England (repeat)

(sung to overweight people)
Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat bast*rd
You fat bast*rd
You ate all the pies

(also sung to overweight people)
You fat bast*rd! (repeat)

(sung when the opposition fans have stopped singing because they aren't winning)
Sing when you're winning
You only sing when you're winning (repeat)

(sung to cr*p teams)
You're so sh*t it's unbelievable (clap clap clap clap clap clap clap) (repeat over)

Lll-lll-lll (echo lll-lll-lll)
Uuu-uuu-uuu (echo)
Ttt-ttt-ttt (echo)
Ooo-ooo-ooo (echo)
Nnn-nnn-nnn - And what have you got?!
Luton!/The Luton! (clap clap clap)

(sung when opposition fans are walking out before the end of the game, or sometimes as a player is sent off)
Bye bye bye bye
Bye bye bye bye

(sung to teams with a poor ground (such as ours!) and few fans)
Sh*t ground, no fans
Sh*t ground, no fans

(sung when the opposition have just fouled or cheated)
Same old [team name]
Always cheating

(sung when we're winning 1-0)
One - nil, to the Luton Town (repeat over)

Super Joe's barmy army (repeat over and over)