Ok here's some crap about me :-
I was born in 1963. I'm an Aquarian. I live in Sheffield UK, but have lived and worked in the USA for a short while. I'm single, but have a son. I love music of most types (except boy bands) especially rock, pop, 60's, 70's, 80's, reggae etc. I play guitar. I love comedy such as Red Dwarf, Father Ted, Bottom, etc. I also love romantic comedy films and feelgood movies. I love football (Sheffield Wednesday) fishing and writing music. I collect stupid things like crystals, sweet wrappers, film memorabilia, videos. I love to laugh. I aspire to be happy. I love driving/hate queuing. I love walking but hate catching buses. I love to work. I hate housework. I like to cook but hate washing dishes. I love cats.
I work for my friend who, luckily for me, owns a night club http://www.corporation.org.uk
I do band photography amongst other things.
The sexiest woman on TV is Sally Phillips. (Smack The Pony/Alan Partridge)
An anagram of my name is 'Rocky Large Jeans'.
I'm the most honest person I know.
My worst trait is that I sulk.
I sometimes cry quite easily, but not in front of anyone.
I'm old fashioned.
I have tried most drugs, but don't smoke weed.
I have a very strong sense of justice.
Jealously Blue is the title of a song I wrote about the way I once felt about a girl.
The silliest thing I have ever done is I went for a job as a Cartographer, but couldn't find the place where I was to be interviewed.
Favourite Actor - John Candy, Robin Williams.
Favourite Film - Planes, Trains & Automobiles
Favourite Author - Michael Moorcock
Favourite Album - Praxis/Transmutation
Favourite Food - Mashed Potatoes
Favourite Drink - Cold Chocolate Milk
Favourite Comedian - Steven Wright, Frank Skinner.
Favourite Lyricist - Roger Waters
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This is my favourite poem :-
For every heart that finds a love
There is a heart that cries.
For every dream that is reborn
There is a dream that dies.
For every hour that's filled with joy
There is an hour of pain.
For every day the sun does shine,
There is a day of rain.
For every smile upon a face
There is a tear to cry.
For every fond "hello" you say
There is a sad goodbye.
For every new life in this world
There is a grave to see.
For every heart that's open wide
There's one without a key.
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