BITCH
Written and performed by Johnny Favorite
Music by R Lilley
It was while walking in the park
I met the girl who first stole my heart
I said “Hello it’s been a while”
Our eyes met and she smiled
You know I’ve thought a lot about you
This past day or two
I never said the words I should have said to you
So I’ll sing them in this song
You little bitch
You slept with all of my friends
You worthless shit
You openly laughed when we had sex
Well I burnt the tie you gave me
Wiped my bottom on the picture of you
And I went to the tree where we carved our names
Chainsawed the bastard in two
You make me sick bitch
Took my home and most of my income
You are the pits bitch
Denied me all access to the children
Well I hope you die of cancer
Or something just as bad
And if you got raped and had a miscarriage
I would have a good laugh
Don’t miss a trick bitch
Didn’t keep the secrets I told you
Think you’re so slick bitch
Spreading rumours that I used to beat you
Well I wish you’d have a horrific car crash
Find yourself crippled for life
You become depressed and addicted to drugs
Commit suicide
So full of shit bitch
So you’ve shacked up with a new lover
Bet he’s a prick bitch
Do you tell the kids that he is their father
Well the obscene phone calls and poison pen letters
Were to no avail
Even when I killed and disembowelled your dog
You still refused the love that I gave
And I’m going to throw it in your face