MOBILE PHONES

“Seen this?”

What!

“This, mi new mobile”

That’s the third one in as many months.

“I know, this one has a camera”

Yes most of them do these days.

“I know, and it has a frog ring tone, ring me and you can hear it”

What’s your new number then?

“I don’t know it’s new”

Well then you ring me and I will get your number and ring you back.

“Can’t I’ve no credit”

You had no credit on the last two phones you had.

“I know I never put any on”

You don’t put any credit on and you don’t know your number does anyone ever call you?

“No”

Funny that

“yeh that’s what I thought”