2. Try to be more tolerant to fellow team mate's, especially "Harris"

3. Try not to highlight the physical defects of said team mate's, especially "Harris".

4. Avoid at all cost of going round with a draw or raffle as this is the job of flat dicks.

5. Do not take shit from "Flat Dicks" or "Harris"

6. Do not even look in their general direction.

7. Remember that the dominoes will always let you down.

8. Always leave the pub with the maximum amount of grease stains on your shirt.

9. Dont get in Bernards way at the food table.

10. Remember that people with hair fetishes are only human too