Well, well, well, wouldn't you just know, it's another boringly ordinary day in the life of a cat.

Boringly ordinary I hear you snort, well yes, boringly ordinary, so boringly ordinary that if a feather was to float down from the sky right at this moment then it would cease to be so boringly ordinary for at least a moment or even two.

Well there you are you see, I told you it was boringly ordinary didn't I and you didn't believe me did you? I can tell you didn't even though I can't see you.

Again I hear you groan, you see life can be boringly ordinary for any cat, dog, man woman and child. It can be boringly ordinary for cows, sheep and pigs, not to mention the odd horse, and they can be odd let's admit it.

However, horses can be no less odd than cats though can they? Oh I see you have no opinion on that? Oh you do have an opinion, it's just that you can't bring yourself to be bothered, is that right?

Thought so, you see life is boringly ordinary, and that is why it is what it is because, we can't be bothered.

What about dogs, do they have boringly ordinary days too? Oh you can't comment on that either, I suppose it's because:
a) because you are not a dog - or
b) because you don't really care - or maybe
c) because it's boringly ordinary.