THIS IS

AMIGA
POWER

OVER 34
PEOPLE HAVE LEFT AP. PLUS ONE.

Amiga Power is brought to you by the number 4 and an anarcho-syndicalist collective.

ART EDITOR
Sue Huntley

PRODUCTION EDITOR
Martin Axford

PRINCIPLE
Jonathan Nash

CONTRIBUTORS
Nicklaus Axford, Stuart Campbell, C-Monster, Jonathan Davies, Steve Faragher, Steve Fardy, Dave Golder. Oh, and Cam Winstanley. Yes.

We like to talk to people. but if they ask about tips, we are entitled to wish them dead.

Beware Piste Bananas - the Cranky Hanky. They're multi-functional and can be worn or used to cover your head, protect your ears or face, as a handkerchief, a sunglasses-cleaner or even as a piste map! It says here. And, presumably, to buff a car, strangle household pets or boil a pudding. It's a piece of cloth. A PIECE OF CLOTH. God in heaven.

IS IN THE UK THAT ONE FINDS THE PRINTERS OF AMIGA POWER
Registed Circulation
30,486
July-December 1995

THIS MONTH WE MYSTERIOUSLY KEPT
Falling over as if suffering spinal injury.

SUE WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"...and then he injected me - twice!!"

JONATHAN WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"Here's a clue. Remove hat. Nod, nod, nod."

MARTIN WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"I'm not sure I would actually wish to be a football."

SIMON BRATTEL WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"Well, gotta go. Got some aging and dying to be getting on with."

COLETTE WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"Stop calling me Happy Space Planet Girl. I am sane."

JUST HOW DO WE THINK WE'D FARE?

DEAD MAGAZINE
A pull-out supplement for a new future magazine we are contractually obliged to carry. Hey, everybody! See Dead Magazine? Be sure to ("Buy" - A Publisher) it!

POINTS OF VIEW

ISSUE ISSUE ALL FALL DOWN
Sweep family mementos from your shelves to make room for AMIGA POWER merchandise. Consume. Consume.

COMPLETE PETITE THE FINEST GIRL THAT YOU'D EVER WANT TO MEET
Resident long-haired student layabout C-Monster solves problems in a twinkling.

SCOOBY DOOBY DO WHERE ARE YOU
Uniquely, AMIGA POWER has NEVER made up a reader letter. You only have each other to blame.

IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LINE SLEEPS TONIGHT
Essential information disseminated. Simply.

THE BEST OF THE CARPENTERS
Buy! Sell! Fill in a form and open yourself to ridicule!

KILLER KOURSE FROM OUTER SPACE
Wherein readers are invited to examine Professor Power's Marvellous Course and better themselves in body and spirit.

PANTO TIME

We liked Gloom but griped about the lack of stairs. We liked Alien Breed 3D slightly better but whinged that you couldn't look up or down in it. Now, witness Breathless. It has staris, and you can look up and down in it. Praise be. But wait. What is this strangely obvious error? Uh-oh.

PINBALL PRELUDE
It is only pinball games that require the title to expressly delineate the genre. Act stupid.

EXTREME RACING
Cars have a stranglehold on the otherwise pleasant city of Bath that not even one hopping the pavement and mowing down a pedestrian can break. If only people would put aside cars for games with cars in, eh? Then everything would be lovely.

AIRBUS 2
Noble airline captain Jonathan Davies plays this even-more-realistic flight sim, taxis to the runway, takes off, puts on the auto-pilot, prepares and eats a seafood pizza, puts on the auto-land and presents his invoice.

BUDGETS
Soccer Stars '96
Sabre Team
Super Skidmarks Data Disks
USM Data Disks

PD
Alien Fish Finger
Argus
Rockhardwilly
Boing '95
Teeny Weenys
Manic Manoeuvre
Mangled Fender Armored Combat Edition
Wipe Out

LICENSED ALARM CLOCK
We recommend the Wallace and Gromit Alarm Clock. Instead of beeping it says "Morning Gromit - time for walkies" and is great! For the first week.