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THIS IS

AMIGA
POWER

OVER THE HILL
AND STILL GOING STRONG

Amiga Power is brought to you by a post-modern anarcho-syndicalist collective of radical free thinkers.

ART EDITOR
Sue Huntley

PRODUCTION EDITOR
Martin Axford

"I'M AWAKE! THE ANSWER IS TWELVE!"
Jonathan Nash

CONTRIBUTORS
Jonathan Davies, Dave Golder, Reader Milington, C-Monster, Zy Nicholson, Tim Norris, Steve Faragher

Don't even mention tips. What are you, stupid or something? Or what?

WE WERE HUMBLED TO SEE THAT
Princess Diana is certainly not the cow-eyed moronic old slapper that we hitherto believed her to be. Many things she may be, but stupid she quite clearly is not.

AMIGA POWER IS PRINTED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE IN THE UK
Registed Circulation
30,486
July-December 1994

THIS MONTH WE WERE
Warned off DIY.

SUE WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"All I want from Christmas is my sanity!"

CAM WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"Dre's in the neighbourhood and he's up to no good."

JONATHAN WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"Mein Gott! I KILL you sir!"

MARTIN WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"He was eating cheese and onion crisps from an inside-out packet."

STEVE WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"This takes me back."

NEWS
Kate Adie reports exclusively for us from the war-torn streets of Bosnia. Tonight's special report looks at the Amiga and asks: "What now..?"

JUST WHAT DO WE THINK WE FEAR?

WHATEVER NEXT?

POINTS OF VIEW

THE EVIL THAT MEN DO
Cornered by the cops, blasted in the shootout, a game gone bad coughs it's last. "Society made me what I am," it gurgles. OR DID IT?

COMPLETE CONTROL
A first-class university education shields C-Monster from the rigours of real life, permitting him to waste his time compiling irrelevant lists of cheat codes.

OUR NET PAGE
An amusing contradiction in name alone, our net page divulges things of scant interest to any well-balanced human being. We trust you'll enjoy it.

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SHERIFF

DO THE WRITE THING
We lay ourselves open to your abuse. Think you're hard enough? Do you? Eh? EH? Well jolly well write to us then.

THE BOTTOM LINE
Some may doubt our word. It never lasts long. Soon they realise that we are the Amiga oracle. Look upon our complete round-up of Amiga game, ye mighty, and be amazed.

THE SECRET CAR PARK
A marketplace wherein worthless old tat may be passed on to others more gullible than yourself. We are proud to present the unscrupulous with such an inviting opportunity.

JAPES AND PUZZLES
When Christmas is done and life becomes a chore, open this page and scratch your head with wonder.

ZEEWOLF 2

Y'Know, flying helicopters isn't all zooming around the countryside at low level firing big rockets. There's having to strafe convoys as well, not to mention machine-gunning high-rise office blocks, winching up a tank then swinging it like a conker, and blowing up your own aircraft carrier. Hullo, it's Zeewolf 2.

LEADING LAP

SWOS
One Sensi Soccer, there's only one Sensi Soccer, one Sensi So-c-c-e-r, there's only one Sensi Soccer. Nonsense. There have in fact been several. Sensible attempt to unbug the bugged and so charm us.

WORMS
A gnawing or insinuating force or agent that torments or slowly eats away, or not?

HILLSEA LIDO
Manage your way to seafront fame with this bizarre fish-and-chip-'em-up from top walkie-talkie-adventure publishers Vulcan. We're scared.

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE PINBALL

TEAM

BUDGETS
Civilization

WIN! £500 OF TENNIS GEAR
We have fab groovy gear to give away on behalf of Audiogenic's Super Tennis Champs. It started life on our coverdisks you know.

PD
Blitris
Secret Elf Squad
Black Dawn 6: Hellbound
UFO Enemy Squad
The Burger Bar
Plorrds
Return to Zantis
Monstrattack
Nesquick