THIS IS
AMIGA
POWER
OVER THE HILL
AND
STILL GOING STRONG
Amiga Power is brought to you by a post-modern
anarcho-syndicalist collective of radical free thinkers.
ART EDITOR
Sue
Huntley
PRODUCTION EDITOR
Martin
Axford
"I'M AWAKE! THE ANSWER IS TWELVE!"
Jonathan
Nash
CONTRIBUTORS
Jonathan
Davies, Dave Golder, Reader Milington, C-Monster, Zy
Nicholson, Tim Norris, Steve Faragher
Don't even mention tips. What are you,
stupid or something? Or what?
WE WERE HUMBLED TO SEE THAT
Princess
Diana is certainly not the cow-eyed moronic old slapper
that we hitherto believed her to be. Many things she may
be, but stupid she quite clearly is not.
AMIGA POWER IS PRINTED WITH EXTREME
PREJUDICE IN THE UK
Registed
Circulation
30,486
July-December
1994
THIS MONTH WE WERE
Warned
off DIY.
SUE WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"All
I want from Christmas is my sanity!"
CAM WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"Dre's
in the neighbourhood and he's up to no good."
JONATHAN WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"Mein
Gott! I KILL you sir!"
MARTIN WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"He
was eating cheese and onion crisps from an inside-out
packet."
STEVE WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"This
takes me back."
|
NEWS
Kate
Adie reports exclusively for us from the war-torn streets
of Bosnia. Tonight's special report looks at the Amiga
and asks: "What now..?"JUST
WHAT DO WE THINK WE FEAR?
WHATEVER NEXT?
POINTS
OF VIEW
THE EVIL THAT MEN DO
Cornered
by the cops, blasted in the shootout, a game gone bad
coughs it's last. "Society made me what I am,"
it gurgles. OR DID IT?
COMPLETE
CONTROL
A first-class university education shields C-Monster
from the rigours of real life, permitting him to waste
his time compiling irrelevant lists of cheat codes.
OUR NET
PAGE
An amusing contradiction in name alone, our net
page divulges things of scant interest to any well-balanced
human being. We trust you'll enjoy it.
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SHERIFF
DO THE
WRITE THING
We lay ourselves open to your abuse. Think
you're hard enough? Do you? Eh? EH? Well jolly well write
to us then.
THE BOTTOM
LINE
Some may doubt our word. It never lasts long.
Soon they realise that we are the Amiga oracle. Look upon
our complete round-up of Amiga game, ye mighty, and be
amazed.
THE SECRET
CAR PARK
A marketplace wherein worthless old tat may be
passed on to others more gullible than yourself. We are
proud to present the unscrupulous with such an inviting
opportunity.
JAPES AND
PUZZLES
When Christmas is done and life becomes a chore,
open this page and scratch your head with wonder.
|
ZEEWOLF 2
Y'Know, flying helicopters isn't all zooming
around the countryside at low level firing big rockets.
There's having to strafe convoys as well, not to mention
machine-gunning high-rise office blocks, winching up a
tank then swinging it like a conker, and blowing up your
own aircraft carrier. Hullo, it's Zeewolf 2.
LEADING
LAP
SWOS
One Sensi
Soccer, there's only one Sensi Soccer, one Sensi
So-c-c-e-r, there's only one Sensi Soccer.
Nonsense. There have in fact been several. Sensible
attempt to unbug the bugged and so charm us.
WORMS
A
gnawing or insinuating force or agent that torments or
slowly eats away, or not?
HILLSEA
LIDO
Manage your way to seafront fame with this
bizarre fish-and-chip-'em-up from top walkie-talkie-adventure
publishers Vulcan. We're scared.
THOMAS
THE TANK ENGINE PINBALL
TEAM
BUDGETS
Civilization
WIN!
£500 OF TENNIS GEAR
We have fab groovy gear to give away on behalf
of Audiogenic's Super Tennis Champs. It started
life on our coverdisks you know.
PD
Blitris
Secret Elf Squad
Black Dawn 6: Hellbound
UFO Enemy Squad
The Burger Bar
Plorrds
Return to Zantis
Monstrattack
Nesquick
|