THIS IS
AMIGA
POWER
OVER 2
WEEKS
SINCE THEY TALKED TO US. SIGH
EDITOR
Cam
Winastanley
DEPUTY EDITOR
Steve
Faragher
EDDIE NORTON
Jonathan
Nash
STAFF WRITER
Paul
Mellerick
CONTRIBUTORS
Jonathan
Davies, steve Fardy, Richard Jones, C-Monster, Rich
Pelley, Mike Roberts, Richard Jones.
AND Sue Huntley
AS THE
ART EDITOR
But if you phone to ask about cheats, we
will take great delight in all standing around the
handset chanting, "You useless, cretinous moron."
WE WERE PLEASED TO FIND THAT
Rob
Roy was Star Wars In Kilts. All that mystic honour stuff?
Jedi Knights, obviously. The waterfall/yak hideout? The
asteroid chase from Empire, clearly. We could go on. (And
probably will in a feature, we expect.)
AMIGA POWER IS PRINTED IN THE UK BY A MAN
WITH A POTATO.
Registed
Circulation
46,326
July-December
1994
THIS MONTH WE LEARNED
Never
to mix Jolly Ranchers with strong coffee
SUE WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"Only
five! FIVE!!!"
CAM WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"If
you want some, get some, bad enough, take some."
ELISHA COOK JR WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"I
die snivelling in real life too? Bah."
STEVE F WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"Mamma
Mia, here I go again."
PAUL WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"Where
will YOU be this time next month?"
JONATHAN WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY:
"Micheal
Learned was right on the button."
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NEWS
We
dash the heads of lies from the chicken of knowledge with
the axe of truth. It runs for a while, but falls at our
feet. We pluck the feathers of news from its body and
weave them into a HEADBAND OF ESSENTIAL INFORMATION. Wear
it and think of us.ANSWER ME!
It's time again for you to make your views known.
But speak and we will obey.
WHY
DO WE THINK WE ARE?
BACK
ISSUES
Shadowy overseers of Raiders Of The Lost Ark-like
warehouse where all is stored recently burned everything
over a year old. Only a few back issues escaped. Buy them
quickly before more unspeakable arson is committed.
SUBSCRIBE
There is no god but money to our sinister blank-faced
corporate owners. THEY DEMAND SACRIFICE.
ANY
PORT IN A STORM
As Skidmarks 2 is signed up to appear on the
PlayStation, we are prompted to investigate the foggy
world of conversions. What has the Amiga given the world?
What did the world do in return? Were regrets expressed
in the morning? All is told on page 58.
COMPLETE
CONTROL
Enquire within upon everything. ich Pelley knows
all. For he, like us, is mighty.
LETTERS
Write to us. Make us laugh. We need to laugh
while we are still able.
THE GARDEN
THAT TIME FORGOT
We tire rapidly of this dinosaur-based
classified ad section. We muse upon what spectacular
trick photograph we will do next.
SOCIAL
STUDIES 322
You have 2 1/2 hours to complete the paper. It
counts for 63% of the overall mark.
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INSERT DISK 13
FLIGHT OF THE
AMAZON QUEEN
Jonathan Davies hates road movies, Australia
and transvestites. A new adventure celebrates all three.
WHIP CLICK AWAY
We
fearlessly disseminate THE TRUTH of point-and-click games.
PLUS! All are to be found
in...
EVERY ADVENTURE EVER
VIROCOP
Defying their own evil mega-global paymasters,
Graftgold release an Amiga game.
F1 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP EDITION
We sincerely hope hope it is not in the
tradition of Street Fighter 2 updates.
WIN
A telly and a video combined in our PM3
Multi-edit compo.
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BUDGETS
Flashback
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Mega Traveller 2
Space Hulk
Sub War 2050
PD
Card Games
Glassback 2
Obstickle
Pssst
Springtime
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