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The most read book in the country is meant to be the bible followed by the Ikea catalogue. Pucker did not make furniture so at this point he had only one option and new book in the bible where all his misdemeanours could help others not do them. So through the power of God and his mind he developed his problems down to a short list.
1) Never put metal knives in electric juicers
2)Never put batteries in the microwave
3)Never put cans of coke .ect in the washing machine
4)Never cut wires which have electricity flowing through especially ones to the fridge /freezer
5)Never attempt to drive a car when a)you cannot reach the peddles
b) cannot drive
6)Never delete what appears to be mindless junk of the computer. Something uses it.
7)Never flick metal spoons into the toaster.
8)Never put fairy liquid and vinegar in the kettle other than to descale it.
9)Never use the car cigarette lighter to do anything with
10)Never poor water down back of television
11)Never put paper clip round plug push in socket, turn on.
12)Never attempt to bleed radiators on your own.
13Never open super glue bottles in close range of the eye.
14)Never mix strange chemicals found in the garage
15)Never leave open ink cartridges on carpet.
16)Never burn wood close to face
17Never use the scaletrix power supply for anything other than scaletrix.
18)Never attach old radio components to the power supply
19)Never attempt to charge small rechargeable batteries with a car charger
20)Never attempt to recharge non-rechargeable batteries.Never attempt any of the above, if reading this has give you ideas then Pucker does not want anyone to commit anything of the above many times has Pucker come close to loss of life or at least a sense when these things have been attempted.
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