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Chapter 1: Rules of Electrical appliances with some religion mixed in. It came the time for Puckers mock G.C.S.E. Pucker was greatly looking forward to his two weeks off school when he only had to attend school for 17 exams. Though the exams may have looked grim the time off was great. Pucker had worked out over the 16 days or 384 hours he would hopefully only be in school for 16 hours. This please Pucker greatly and as he thanked God for his time off he understood what he must do, revise. Revision, the long boring process was supposedly well trusted to give better exam results. So the revision was started one hour revising, one hour watching television. or playing. On the Monday when Pucker had no exams which he was very thankful for so after some deep Maths and Science revision he decided to bring back one of last years Christmas present, after all it was only another 22 days to Christmas. His electric juicer was his last years main Christmas present it produced juice from many fruits and vegetables. From garlic to apple, though Pucker had no proper juicing oranges he used small satsumas. It took four of these small oranges to make about 200ml and after this lovely drink Pucker thanked God once more for the fruits of the earth and the bounty it provides us with. It came time for the great clearing up which did take some time as the electric juicer had so many parts, blades, containers plastic. The eventual torture of this washing up was finished and the drying up had to start. Pucker had to do all this on his own as his father had gone on his usual rounds and his sister had gone to school. The blade of the juicer was a very fiddley thing to dry so instead of using a tea tower Pucker put the blade on the juicer and turned it on with none of the safety plastic around it. Something sparked inside Pucker just then and he turned the juicer off however the blade was slowing down to slowly for Pucker so he, being an impatient teenager tried to slow it down with a metal knife. Pucker blinked and heard an almighty noise, he was so frightened to look up at the mess he had caused. The metal knife had sliced the juicer blade in two. One piece of the blade stuck on the juicer the other had flown off and smashed a 4cm2 hole through the fish tank part way up. Water was leaking everywhere and the sight was horrific, Pucker had the debate now whether he should hide the accident or claim responsibility. That was not only his worry, there was the water. It took at least one role of kitchen paper to soak up all the water and it wet all the tea towels as the water filled up in their draw. After some attempts at drying the tea towels and hiding the accident he decided it was time to tell his father a 4cm2 hole in a fish tank was not easily explained so with the help of modern technology he sent a message to his father who quickly came home to help the clear up job. They managed to get an old fish tank from the loft to replace the broken one and tidied up the rest of the kitchen. This was the last straw thought Pucker he had committed so much domestic destruction he was going to record it and attempt to stop others losing their lives over such stupid things as electric juicers.
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