The client noted 'astonishing, brutal accuracy' for the reading below!

General observations
You have 2 of the 3 major aspects in fire signs (Leo and Ares) and one in earth (Taurus). You are fundamentally fiery and driven, but another aspect of you yearns for seclusion and a plodding, humdrum existence! One part of you wants to lead, another to follow. You are masculine and reality orientated, with plenty of energy and self-belief, though with a tendency to non-objectivity in your assessment of life. All in all a jumped-up loser.

Ascendant: Taurus (outward personality and appearance)
You have a need for material security. You like real things rather than ideas or spiritual concepts. You have a sensual side to your nature that admires beauty in all its forms. You like gardening or at least nice flowers and gardens. You are not that bright and find it hard to learn new things, especially technical things requiring mental precision. You are happier with stability than change. You have a tendency to idleness and melancholy. You make a good second in command. Your weak point is the throat and neck.
You also have Gemini in the 3rd descant of the 1st House. This makes your personality very conflicted as Gemini is mutable air and Taurus cardinal earth – total opposites. You are probably a fair communicator and may change your mind more frequently than a true Taurean.

Moon in Ares (inmost self)
You have a strong desire for power and leadership. However, you lack the patience required to rise in an organization or to lead others. You like to sort out problems immediately. You are a bad planner and find it hard to take an objective view of reality. You have tunnel vision and can be excessively inflexible. You like cities and live there rather than the countryside. You are not brilliant, but no dunce either. You need excitement and stimulation. You find it hard to form lasting relationships. You are attracted to the arts and might like to work in the media. You are probably a naturally good driver. You have a surplus of energy and humdrum tasks bore you.

Sun and Moon
Leo and Ares are fundamentally compatible

Moon in 12th House
Men interfere with your career. You are happiest working from home. You fundamentally like seclusion and are self-orientated.

The Planets in the Houses
1st House (Ascendant) – Mercury in Gemini. Mars in opposition. You are a forceful communicator and speak well in public. You are good at writing and give a good public impression. You like to lead and be first at everything. However, you might have a tendency to rage if frustrated which might make it hard to apply yourself to study or anything requiring fortitude or discipline. You are a bad loser and excessively impatient. You are probably not that popular with others as you are considered to be too self regarding and arrogant.

7th House (Marriage, partners, conflicts) – Neptune in Scorpio. You have stormy relationships and lots of conflicts. You may have powerful enemies, or will acquire some. You may be addicted to negative relationships.

9th House (intellect, philosophy) – Saturn in Capricorn. Saturn is naturally associated with Capricorn (though it is ruled by Jupiter) so the effect of this will be very strong. Your worldview is very bleak. Even when young you had a dark and distrustful view of the world. You may well be miserly with fear of the future. You fear the world, or at least feel vulnerable to its worst elements. You were never ecstatic about life – you always harbored a mature, distrustful view of it. Saturn is the oldest of the gods, so you always held a philosophy mature for your years.