Dear Esteemed Customer,
If you have an interest in astrology you will have noticed how astrologers sanitise their reports so that everything in your garden seems rosy when in fact you're suicidal - or worse!Extreme astrology is a new approach to the discipline that involves TOTAL, ABSOLUTE honesty! If you're ugly and obnoxious and stupid, we tell you! If you're going to die of drink or drugs, we tell you! No holds barred!
Extreme Astrology is also based on a completely different interpretation of the discipline. We believe that the planets have little effect on the individual. Rather, a rich variety of rational alternative reasons for astrological data matching the human personality explain the accuracy of this ancient discipline. For example, if you are born in Summer you are more likely be optimistic than someone born in Winter. Thousands of these variables cohere to make astrology basically accurate, though not for the reasons conventional astrologers give! Their views MUST be wrong: after all, the Sun hasn't circled the Earth since Copernicus.
Nonetheless, the System of astrology mirrors the totality of complex variables sufficiently to be basically accurate most of the time.
