1) You carry a blackboard with your shopping list on everywhere you go.
2) You set up a theme park in you garden called Bubble world
3)Whenever you're asked a difficult question at school/work you answer 'Big Brother will get back to you.
4) You have a diary room under your stairs.
5) You know how to play the BIG BROTHER THEME TUNE on 10 different instruments.
6) You have an identical copy of Josh's GUCCI trousers.
7) You haven't left your house for 7 weeks.
8)You write to the airline Brian worked at and suggest they call it BRIAN AIR.
9) You look so rough you could have been dragged through a hedge backwards, and forwards again.
10) You know how many sequins are on Helens cap.
11) Every time you leave the house you do a 30 second count down before unning down the path waving.
12) You throw paties and won't let anyone leave until they're voted out.
13) You change your name to Naz McBubble
14) The big brother eviction line is on your friends and family lost and saved in your mobile.
15) You have to take out a loan to pay the bill from ringing the number so much!
16) You don't talk about anything but Big Brother.
17) You make your boyfriend do a challenge before you kiss him.
18) You eat lumpy porridge for breakfast...every day.
19) You miss every party etc just to stay in and watch it over and over again.
20) You've been sat on the sofa for so long you've got a beard.