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I was walking home from school a week ago with some really popular lads, we were chatting and having a laff, when I heard a horn beep behind me, I turned round to see my Gran in her old banger. To top it all off, she wound down her window and shouted 'Hello, Dear, Mum says I have to take you home today.' Ahh!
Destinys child fan

After a very heavy night out with the girls I hopped on the train to go home to my flat. After the first few stops I started to feel a bit sick, suddenly I started chucking up all over the train, everybody was staring at me, I could've died!
Joanna

My boyfriend and I were sat in the cinema watching american pie, we were all snuggled up close, when we both had the urge to kiss each other, so we did, until we were stopped by the tennant who wanders round, she shone a light at us and shouted, so the whole cinema could hear, 'Do you mind, stop snogging now!' CRINGE!
Westlife fan

I was in Mcdonalds with my mum, and because I couldn't eat with my brace I took it out and wrapped it in a tissue. But, my mum being the tidy person she is, went and put it in the bin, thinking it was just a tissue. We had to search all the way through the bin in front of the whole resturant. Ahh!
Sarah

I was walking home from town with some really cute lads behind me, I started to walk sexily and turned round to look at them, only to bump into a lampost and fall over, then to make matters worse, my bag flew open, letting my tampax fly everywhere!
A1 fan

Once I accidentally sprayed a blue hair dye onto my armpits instead of deodrent. Not a surprise that all the lads stayed away from me that night!
Will Smith fan

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25/01/02