| Becky | Becky is my girlfriend, not just any girlfriend either, oh no, shes the most wonderfulest wonderful girlfriend ever (and i'm gonna stop creeping now before she hurts me) |
| Wayne AKA Neero | Wayne is my cousin, he likes to play computer games but i think his favourite passtime is telling everyone how he's better than them, much to his delight he now has a faster pc than me and a broadband connection... |
| Neville | Ok, so Neville's not actualy a person, Neville's my little robot that i'm forever building, he can follow light and stuff and now he has a remote control too. |
| Jenny | Jenny's one of Becky's friends. Jenny always helps me out when i'm argueing with Wayne about HTML vs. Frontpage and stuff |